Not everything kids say is endearing. For parents, or those exposed to parents, you can relate to the unusually cruel things children can say to your face. One mother of a shockingly filterless four-year-old decided to record the most brutally honest comments the toddler has said to her, and string them together in this hilarious compilation video. Take a look below.
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Strapping a camera to her head as she goes through her banal morning routine, comedy writer and full-time mom Johanna Stein endures some of the most disparaging indignities lobbied from her pre-K daughter. While the video is clearly produced for the sake of immersing the audience into Stein's supposed misanthropic life of a tired mother, it doesn't take away from the honest satire of children making inappropriate comments about the people around them.
Some of the best zingers:
"Hey mama? Are you gonna make yourself pretty today or are you gonna look like you always do?"
"Claire and I were playing in your underpants and they fit both of us at the same time."
"Your breath smells like a fart."
"Your tummy looks like a bagel."
"Did you take a shower today? Because I don't think it worked."
Stein produced the video as an advert for her book, "How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane and Other Lessons in Parenting from a Highly Questionable Source," available on Amazon.
What's the cruelest thing a child has ever said to you? Let us know in the comments below.