Dream job alert: British tech company seeks Assistant Director of Cheese

A software company is offering a unique job that promises not to be a daily rind.

British tech firm Sorted is seeking a "fromage-fanatic" to join the team as Assistant Director of Cheese.

The ideal candidate must have an in-depth knowledge of domestic and foreign cheeses and how to build the perfect board.

Aside from the company's standard benefits, the Assistant Director of Cheese will be paid in parmesan - yes, unlimited cheese. Lactose intolerant need not apply.