"I will tell you what color we dye the Chicago River, and you have to tell me what we're celebrating," Emanuel said, beginning Conan's Chicago citizenship test. "Green?"
"St. Patty's Day," Conan replied.
"Red?" Emanuel asked.
"A Bulls championship," Conan said.
"Paisley?"
"Because Oprah said so."
"Yellow?"
"That's also from celebrating St. Patty's Day."
"What is the windiest place in Chicago?" Emanuel asked.
"The men's room at Giordano's," Conan replied.
"What is the dirtiest sounding street in Chicago?"
"Wacker."
